Posts tagged Smileys
Happy Fourth!
Jul 4th
Haaappy Fourth of July!
I could not be in a better mood today! I woke up to strawberry and blueberry pancakes topped off with whipped cream, thanks to the best mom in the world. My parents are throwing our annual family reunion 4th of July barbecue today. Last night we decorated their house in all red white and blue. We ran into a few problems with things falling down, but my perfectly sun kissed muscles got the job done.
I’m veryyy excited for the pie eating contest! Of course I win every year. But what can I say? I play to win. I also can’t wait to see the fireworks! They’re my favorite part of the day. All of my cousins and I get blankets and eat ice cream together as we watch. No better way to celebrate our grand ol’ USA’s b-day!
To cheer up my family members who can’t make it to our amazing party today, I’m going to send them patriotic smileys! What are your Independence Day plans?
Alrighty, time for me to go taste test all of the cookies.
Back from the Wilderness
Jun 24th
I’m baaaack!
Hiking time has come and gone and I’m proud to let you know this handsome face survived the wilderness. I had a great time with my friends and luckily we were not attacked by any bears, snakes, or coyotes. We did a little swimming (of course my bathing suit accentuated my perfectly toned bod), sat around the camp fire, and listened to some rockin’ tunes. I have to admit, I told some scary stories that would even frighten my Uncle Marty.
Anyway, I want to plan a party at my beach house. It’ll be the perfect combo of tanning, barbequing, swimming, surfing, and s’mores. What better way to celebrate the start of summer with family and friends? But I have to make sure I wear a ton of sunscreen. Otherwise, I end up looking like a cherry tomato! The sun is very harsh on us smileys.
Are there other activities you recommend? I love a good party and I want to make sure it’s the most fun it can be!
Alrightyyy, off to go take a beauty nap. It’s hard work looking this good.
The Day of Dads
Jun 17th
Haaaappy Father’s Day peeps!
I was about to head over to see my old man when I realized that I had to remind everyone today is our dads’ big day. Like I said before, make sure you let dad take it easy. Even better, don’t forget you can have a one up over your siblings by sending pops your favorite Father’s Day smileys!
So get to it, folks, and enjoy the day!
Porcelain Love
Apr 12th
Hooooooomygosh…
I just want you all to know that I am in love. Like…shout-it-from-the-rooftops and twirl-around-like-a-giddy-schoolgirl L-O-V-E! The object of my affection is none other than the brand new Potty Pack on Smiley Mobile. Let’s face it, we’ve all indulged in browsing our iPhones and sending texts while we’re doing our business on the throne, but now we’ve got an entirely new source of entertainment!
Not only does the Potty Pack contain hilarious smileys who are doin’ their thang on the pot (if you know what I mean), but it also has some very convenient communicative smileys for bathroom-related messages. Farted in an elevator? We’ve got a Smiley for that. Sittin’ on the toilet enjoying some Sudoku? We’ve got a smiley for that, too. Stuck in the stall without a shred of toilet paper? No problem, we’ve got you covered. We’ve even got an awkard urinal smiley for all of my bros out there who are all too familiar with the “look straight” method.
How amazingly fantastic is this? I hope you all join the potty party and get this new iPhone pack o’ smileys before you’re stuck in Bathroomville without any means of silent, yet informative communication. Get it here!
Pack Up Your Speedo and Let’s Get Wet
Mar 21st
It’s one of my FAVORITE times of year… Spring Break. I know I’m not in school anymore, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get my jiggy on with all of the youngsters! I’ve packed up my suitcase and I’m ready to get rollin’. I’m staying with my Grandma in her lovely retirement community in Florida, but I’ll be close enough to Miami Beach that I can just take my scooter there at night and drop it like it’s hot.
To prepare for my trip, I have been sending scandalous, thirsty, beach-goin’ smileys from the Spring Break Smiley Pack to almost all of my friends. Why? It’s not every day one of us gets to venture out into the party scene and show off our mad dancin’ skillz. Not to mention, I’ll be taking a MAJOR pit stop at Disney.
Jealy? I know. Why don’t you make yourself feel better by sending fun, Spring Break Smileys of your own? Get to it, folks!
It’s time to get your party on.
Go Green (In Body Paint Like The Hulk)
Mar 14th
With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, I’ll be breaking out my green body paint (left over from when I was Frankensmiley for Halloween) and painting my entire bod from head-to-toe in true Irish spirit. I know, I know… try to control yourself. It WILL be incredibly sexy and my cut physique MIGHT make people faint. It’s to be expected.
In case the rest of you aren’t toned enough to become a mean, green, St. Pat’s machine like I am, I’ve got another option for you: St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys. Not only can you get away with not having to slather your entire frame in paint, but you can actually send these from wherever you may be (cough, cough your local pub). They still say “festive and fun” but without the extensive clean-up or fear of perspiration.
WARNING: These smileys may make people swoon, anyway…they’re no competition for me, but they’re pretty dag-nab awesome.
March 17th is around the corner, so get your St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys while you’re still…er…coherent. They’re jigging, they’re drinking, they’re celebrating and they’re awesome. The best thing about them? You can still easily send them to your friends and family in the middle of an Irish stepdance. True Story.
I Must Be the Social Cookie Monster
Mar 5th
…because I am lickin’ up Social Crumbs and loving every last morsel. Nom nom nom…
What is Social Crumbs, you ask? Why, let me enlighten you, my curious fans!
All of my favorite sites, including MyFunCards, Webfetti, SmileyCentral and more, have a hot new Facebook page called Social Crumbs. If you’re looking for funny, clever and cute daily posts that showcase the latest and greatest eCards, graphics, smileys and just pure awesomeness, be sure to “like” Social Crumbs here!
The more fans they get, the more fan-freakin’-tastic the posts will be…boy scout’s honor.
Hasta la vista, homies. Visit and “Like” Social Crumbs now!
Happy Schmalentimes Day!
Feb 14th
For some, it’s the most romantic day of the year…for others, it’s just Tuesday.
Regardless of which bracket you happen to fall into, it’s VALENTINE’S DAY, whether you like it or not! I just wanted to drop in and tell you all a few things:
1) I’m wearing a red, silk robe that makes my skin feel as smooth as a baby’s bottom.
2) I’m boycotting chocolate this year, so I had my Nana send me 6-packs of yogurt instead. Strawberry…it’s healthy AND festively pink.
3) If you haven’t already, send some Valentine’s Day smileys on Facebook to remind your loved ones they’re not just a fart in the wind.
4) For those of you who are technologically advanced, send sweet V-Day smileys on iPhone to share your looooooove.
That is all. Enjoy your chocolates, you love muffins, you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Cupid, WTF?!
Feb 8th
Hello my precious honeybees,
With Valentine’s Day just around the bend, I would like to send a very sincere ‘WTF?!’ to Cupid, himself. This year was full of breakups (Seal and Heidi), faulty marriages (cough, cough, Kim Kardashian) and sexy people being taken off the market by other sexy people (Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel). The question is, why am I not one of those sexy people?
Why is there no love for your man, Skip? I’m a fine specimin of a man- just ask my upstairs neighbor Edith Timmerman. She may be 84, but good looks are timeless, my friends. So, on behalf of…well… me, I would like to invite all of the single ladies out there to call me sometime before February 14th.
Until the phone calls start flooding in and I start being treated like Mick Jagger, I will be sending Valentines Day Smileys to every woman in my cell phone address book to see who might be interested in some Skip lovin’. And yes, this DOES include Edith Timmerman.
Hurry and get the Valentine’s Day Pack for iPhone now, though! For a LIMITED TIME only, upgrade to our latest version and get Valentine’s smileys for FREE!
Ain’t No Thing, Chicken Wing
Feb 3rd
It’s officially Superbowl weekend and I’ve had the Rocky theme song stuck in my head for the last 48 hours.
Nope…I lied. For the last 49 hours.
Regardless, I’m even more excited for this Sunday’s game than I was after I found a whole cheese sandwich in my couch cushion last week. I’m THAT excited. I’ve already begun sending my Nana some football smileys to prepare her for total domination over her beloved Patriots, and I have to say I’ve been less than thrilled with her smart remarks.
I sent her this: 
”You’re going down, Nana.”
She responded with this: 
”I’ll believe you when you hand over your pom-poms.”
Join in on the heckling with smileys of your own from the Football Pack on iPhone.