Posts tagged iPhone
Smile for the Camera!
Jun 30th
Yesterday was a huge day in bro land. I was so busy yesterday I didn’t even have a chance to get on the computer! Why, you might inquire? Because it was Camera Day! So, I went sightseeing around the city and if I stumbled upon some ladies, I snapped some quick pics. I also went out and bought a new camera because I didn’t want to rely solely on the camera on my iPhone. My new camera was also on sale! And no, I didn’t just buy a camera for yesterday… I needed it for this weekend anyway…
This weekend is the 4th of July! I’m really excited for the 3-day weekend but I’m more excited for all of the ladies that are going to be at the beach! Chicks all wear their hottest bikinis this weekend, so I’m completely stoked! But, I’m going to have to do something to stand out from the crowd. What should I do? Hmmmmmmm maybe I’ll just give the ladies the special 4th of July Pick of the Day from The Flower Shop….. Oh the possibilities….
Who Needs Pants?
Jun 21st
It’s officially summer! The day I look forward to all year! AHHHHHH! From this point on- except for going to the office or out to a nice restaurant- I am refusing to wear pants. It’s shorts-only season, people! Oh, and bathing suits are also acceptable (duh). Who’s with me? I just hope the weather decides to cooperate with my plan. I do NOT need to ruin my Mighty Mouse boxers…
The first day of summer here in New York wasn’t the sunniest, to say the least, but I know there will be plenty of sun-shiney days (Brady Bunch, anyone?) to come. In the meantime, I’m daydreaming of beaches, babes and bikinis by sending summer Smileys (from the Summer Smiley Pack for my iPhone) to my broskis. I have to admit, they’re really doing a peachy job cheering me up. Are they making you smile more?
If they’re not, surely my Mighty Mouse boxers will…
Doin’ Just Beachy!
Jun 20th
SUMMER IS SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT! It’s pretty yummy… To me, the most satisifying thing about the summer is hanging out on the beach with my bros, throwing the ball around and checkin’ out the ladies.
Summer = The Beach = Bathing Suits = Happy Skip
See kids, math comes in handy all the time! Stay in school! On that note, school is winding down because it’s summer, so congrats to all of you who are finishing up the semester! All these signs of summer really make me smile, just like our summer Smileys. We have summer Smileys available on Webfetti and (bonus!) a special Summer Pack for your iPhone. Check ‘em out kids and let me know what ya think of them!
I hear the ice cream truck coming. Gotta run! Check ya later, kids…
A Smile is Worth 1000 Words
Jun 13th
I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend and celebrated to the fullest. My bros and I had a pretty epic weekend trying to wrangle in some sexy ladiessss. It didn’t work, but still…practice makes perfect, right?
This upcoming weekend is Father’s Day, which means I’m heading home to see the ‘rents. Ask me if I’m excited…go ahead. I AM! The Smiley family can PAR-TAYYYY like it’s 1999.
What are you all getting your dads aside from cards- the usual? I’m not 100% sure what I’ll get Pops Smiley, but I already downloaded the Father’s Day Pack of Smileys for iPhone! It’s quite possibly the coolest iPhone pack yet- Pops will love it. I suggest you hurry up and get it, though…there are only a few days left before Sunday is here! And for all you slackers out there…this is the perfect gift! It requires NO crowded shopping malls, NO annoying cologne-spritzers and NO breaking the bank!
Let me know what your favorite Father’s Day Smiley is and how many you send! I’ll be sitting here waiting patiently for your response…
Monday Funday!
May 23rd
Hey everyone! Skip here, bringing you the latest Smiley news on this LOVELY Monday morning! I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. I had the pleasure of going antique shopping with my Nanny and then watching Top Gun with a couple of my closest broskis! I’m telling you, all this male bonding really makes me want a bro-cation…maybe to Aruba. OH! Or Cape Cod…I hear they have delicious lobster!
Anyway, enough about me…how have YOU been?! I wanted to find out if you’ve all been enjoying Smileys for iPhone? Not only are there tons of everyday Smileys to send to your homies, but they’ve also got special packs for major holidays and seasons. I’m talkin’ Father’s Day, Fourth of July and many more. The other day while I was holding up a glass to the door of our CEO’s office, I heard that soon they’ll be releasing a Summer pack, complete with swimming Smileys, sweating Smileys and sun tannin’ Smileys.
How awesome is that?! Now, all I need to prepare for the upcoming summer is a pair of new shades and the Summer Smiley Pack…and a babe. Any takers?
Smile, it’s Skirt Season!
May 10th
Hello all of my Smiley fans!
I just wanted to quickly pop in to let you know the top 10 things I’m thankful for on this lovely spring day! Here we go:
10) Skirts. Enough Said…
9) Tanning Season. I look better bronzed.
The beautiful flowers (minus my allergies).
7) Barbecue season… I make a mean burger.
6) Beach volleyball…and beach volleyball skirts (obvs).
5) Mosquito-free outdoor naptime.
4) Perfecting my high-dive. Watch out Michael Phelps…
3) Showing off my buff physique. The ladies LOVE it.
2) It’s baseball season and Derek Jeter is off the heezy.
1) Smileys on iPhone will soon debut their Summer Pack of 20 new sweatin’, swimmin’ and stylin’ Smileys. Stay posted! Until then, check out what else they have to offer!
Have a good one and enjoy this beauuuuuutiful spring day!
Burros and Fajitas and Margaritas, Oh My!
Apr 27th
Hello my little chili peppers!
My favorite time of year has officially arrived! One week from tomorrow is the most splendid holiday EVERRRRR- Cinco de Mayo! Let’s be serious, who doesn’t love Mexican food, wearing a sombrero and fish bowls full of Margaritas? 
As usual, I’m throwing my annual ’Cinco de Drinko’ party, complete with a pinata, mexican ponchos and donkey rides. Yeah, you heard me correctly…donkey rides. Unfortunately, I had to tell my good friend Jose-Bob that he needed to refrain from riding one of the donkeys after an incident last year left one of the animals in leg casts. (Jose-Bob had a few too many plates of tortilla chips that year, if you know what I’m sayin’.)
I invited all of my amigos (like how I worked my mad spanish skills in there?) via email, sent from my iPhone which is AWESOME because I was able to send Cinco de Mayo Smileys along with the invites! I downloaded SmileyCentral for iPhone and HAD to have the Cinco Pack- a special group of misbehaving, Mexican Smileys that are perfect for spicing up texts, Facebook messages and obnoxious fiesta invitation emails!
I have to go get ready for my par-tayyy, so I’ll be back. Does anyone know a good place to rent a Mariachi band? In the mean time, you should probably head over to iTunes to get SmileyCentral for iPhone while you still can.
Hasta la vista!
Mom: Not Just The Woman Who Makes My Meatloaf
Apr 15th
Well hello my precious little hotcakes!
Today I would like to discuss the importance of mothers. My mom, Mrs. Miley Smiley, has always been a fascinating and wonderful woman. Not only did she raise such a charming son and a couple of other people who are not even close to as handsome as I am, but she does so much more. She cooks my meals, does my laundry, calls my secretary to remind me when I have pedicure appointments, and when I’m having lady troubles, she always reminds me that there are “plenty of Smileys in the sea.” (I’ve never really understood that, but she tries…)
Luckily for Mom, I have the perfect Mother’s Day gift for her- SO much better than any spa trip or necklace.
Mother’s Day Smileys are now available on iPhone!
They’ve got something for every Mom, Grandma and MILF out there! You can add some oomph to your emails, Facebook messages and texts with this collection of sweet and sassy Smileys for momma. Check them out and let me know what you think of these awesome little tributes to madre! Besides, the ladies love it when men treat their mothers well…
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick @$$…and I’m all out of bubble gum.
Jan 20th
To clear the record…no, this is not a famous Skip Smiley quote. It is, however, a quote from the classic action movie They Live. Why am I telling you this, you ask? Well, it’s because I’m preparing for a high-risk covert operation where there is a probable chance of danger and distruction, so I’ve been having quite the action movie marathon. I’ve been taking tips from ‘The Governator’ and Stallone and it’s safe to say I am now highly qualified and trained for battle. I even bought a Nerf gun to defend myself on my misson. I should warn you…I may not come out of this experience as the same strapping Smiley I am today, so any ladies who would like to come to my place tonight for some quality time are more than welcome.
Here’s how it all began:
While reading my GQ Magazine in the men’s lavatory at work the other day, I overheard a phone conversation from the next stall about the upcoming SmileyCentral iPhone app. I can’t tell you what I heard because I wouldn’t want to disclose any inaccurate information, which is why I will venture into the big, bad world of…(drumroll, please)… the super-secret, latched-and-locked SmileyCentral safe. Once I make it past the guards and break in, I will confirm the confidential information that I’ve heard and report back to you when (and if) I return.
Who thinks they know what the big news is? Shoot your ideas my way and if you’re right, I just may fill YOU in first! In case you never hear from me again, know that I love you all and that Inspectah Deck’s dog food is under the sink in the kitchen. He also likes a spoonful of caviar on top. Farewell and Godspeed.
