Posts tagged iPhone
Go Green (In Body Paint Like The Hulk)
Mar 14th
With St. Patrick’s Day right around the corner, I’ll be breaking out my green body paint (left over from when I was Frankensmiley for Halloween) and painting my entire bod from head-to-toe in true Irish spirit. I know, I know… try to control yourself. It WILL be incredibly sexy and my cut physique MIGHT make people faint. It’s to be expected.
In case the rest of you aren’t toned enough to become a mean, green, St. Pat’s machine like I am, I’ve got another option for you: St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys. Not only can you get away with not having to slather your entire frame in paint, but you can actually send these from wherever you may be (cough, cough your local pub). They still say “festive and fun” but without the extensive clean-up or fear of perspiration.
WARNING: These smileys may make people swoon, anyway…they’re no competition for me, but they’re pretty dag-nab awesome.
March 17th is around the corner, so get your St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys while you’re still…er…coherent. They’re jigging, they’re drinking, they’re celebrating and they’re awesome. The best thing about them? You can still easily send them to your friends and family in the middle of an Irish stepdance. True Story.
Dang, It Feels Good to Be A Gangsta
Feb 28th
Bad boys, bad boys, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you?
GET THE BADDIES SMILEY PACK for iPhone. Ya heard?!
Now you can embrace your inner honey badger by sharing your rebellion and inner OG with all yo’ homies and ladies. I don’t sound “bad” at all, do I? This is NOT working. See…someone like me needs this pack, because the closest I’ll ever come to being troublesome is watching a ‘Bad Girls Club’ reunion special.
We’ve got gangstas, rockers, goths, evil smileys and much much more. Feeling naughty? Good. So are we. Send some texts, emails and Facebook messages if you dare.
Go ahead and check out the Baddies Pack now…this guy dares you.
Dear Cupid, WTF?!
Feb 8th
Hello my precious honeybees,
With Valentine’s Day just around the bend, I would like to send a very sincere ‘WTF?!’ to Cupid, himself. This year was full of breakups (Seal and Heidi), faulty marriages (cough, cough, Kim Kardashian) and sexy people being taken off the market by other sexy people (Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel). The question is, why am I not one of those sexy people?
Why is there no love for your man, Skip? I’m a fine specimin of a man- just ask my upstairs neighbor Edith Timmerman. She may be 84, but good looks are timeless, my friends. So, on behalf of…well… me, I would like to invite all of the single ladies out there to call me sometime before February 14th.
Until the phone calls start flooding in and I start being treated like Mick Jagger, I will be sending Valentines Day Smileys to every woman in my cell phone address book to see who might be interested in some Skip lovin’. And yes, this DOES include Edith Timmerman.
Hurry and get the Valentine’s Day Pack for iPhone now, though! For a LIMITED TIME only, upgrade to our latest version and get Valentine’s smileys for FREE!
Ain’t No Thing, Chicken Wing
Feb 3rd
It’s officially Superbowl weekend and I’ve had the Rocky theme song stuck in my head for the last 48 hours.
Nope…I lied. For the last 49 hours.
Regardless, I’m even more excited for this Sunday’s game than I was after I found a whole cheese sandwich in my couch cushion last week. I’m THAT excited. I’ve already begun sending my Nana some football smileys to prepare her for total domination over her beloved Patriots, and I have to say I’ve been less than thrilled with her smart remarks.
I sent her this: 
”You’re going down, Nana.”
She responded with this: 
”I’ll believe you when you hand over your pom-poms.”
Join in on the heckling with smileys of your own from the Football Pack on iPhone.
Go G-Men! Blue is SO My Color.
Feb 1st
As many of you wing-chompers know, Superbowl is just around the bend. The final showdown is this Sunday, and I, for one, will be rocking a Giants jersey. Not just any Giant’s jersey, though…a CRUZ JERSEY!
Why? Because 1) I look damn good in blue, and 2) I like to salsa dance.
Don’t be jealy.
Anyway, I wanted to remind you all that there is still plenty of time to heckle your friends and family with football smileys from iPhone if you get the Football Smiley Pack! Don’t fool yourself…you’re not above a little bit of banter and teasing. Besides, smileys are a kind, thoughtful way to rub in the fact that your team is going to kick the bejesus out of the other team AND remind your friends that you’re thinking of them. It’s really a win-win.
Instead of reaching for more guacamole dip, pick up your iPhone and send some of these sportin’ smileys to your friends (and frenemies) to spark up some playful competition for game day.
Besides, guacamole will go RIGHT to your hips.
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!
Dec 25th
Skip Smiley here!
Just popping in to wish you all a very Merry Christmas! I’m going to be honest with you… I lost my laptop in a pile of wrapping paper this morning and I’m only just finding it now, BUT the good news is that Santa was good to me! I guess I was on his “nice” list after all…I mean, he wouldn’t get me silk boxers that said “Juicy” for nothin’, right? Even after that wedgie stunt I pulled on the grocery store clerk last week, I still made out pretty well from the big guy.
Anyway, consider this your friendly reminder to head over to SmileyCentral for iPhone and start sending some holiday cheer to your loved ones! The Christmas pack is full of mistletoe, eggnog and presents, so it’s basically a big pack of Christmas goodness. Get on that…your relatives will thank you when they receive special texts with Santa Smileys and you’ll avoid the awkwardness of not having bought presents! It’s really a win-win.
Merry Chrismas to you all!
Happy Gobble Gobble Day!
Nov 24th
Holy Canoli, I can’t even believe it’s Thanksgiving already! This day could not come soon enough! All year, I sit around waiting for the afternoon where I can lounge around in my stretchy pants, chomp on a drumstick and let the gravy drip down my man bib without a care in the world. Ahhh, this is the life.
Well, I just wanted to pop in an tell you all two VERY important things:
1) If you haven’t yet gotten the Thanksgiving Smiley Pack for your iPhone, you are missing out, my friend. These little guys are “adorbs” (as my celebrity crush, Kim Kardashian
, would say). Not to mention, they’re perfect to send to family members who aren’t sitting around your dining room table with you. Give ‘em a nod with a Thanksgiving Smiley so they know you’re thankful to have them…even your creepy uncle and grandpa who smells like moth balls. Need someone to bring you seconds, but you’re too stuffed to get off the couch? Send a feasting smiley to someone in the kitchen who has an iPhone. See how nicely that works?
2) HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I hope you all have a wonderful day filled with parade mishaps, football fun, piles and piles of endless food and wonderful friends and family. I, for one, am thankful to have all of you!
This is Skip signing off. Godspeed and good gravy.
Hot Blondes and a Bento Box, Please!
Jul 5th
Oh, hey there! How was everyone’s 4th of July weekend? Mine was super… the beach was filled with babes! While I had a blast partying it up with my buds, I wish I hadn’t stayed up so late these past few nights because I haven’t had to wake up this early in 3 whole days! Oh well…we all have to go to work at some point I guess. I am not opposed to a lunchtime nap, though. Anyone want to join?
I promise I only snore on Mondays and Wednesdays…
I already know that today is going to be unbearably long and I’m pretty sure there’s not enough caffeine in the world to help me last ’til 6pm. I’m hoping that if I fall asleep at my desk I’ll wake up to either a hot blonde or a chinese food buffet. Ohhh, wishful thinking…
Anyway, in reality I’ll probably be dreaming of the Summer Smiley Pack on my iPhone since I’ve been sending those little guys ALL DAY. (Co-workers love being reminded that we’re all stuck indoors together, bahaha.) Have you sent any to your co-workers or friends? I’d love your feedback
…and feel free to also send me limericks and/or heavy beats. I’m working on a rap album.
Ciao!
Happy 4th of July!
Jul 4th
I just popped back into the hotel room to refill the cooler ’cause it was my turn to help us refuel. I wanted to pop in and wish you all a Happy 4th of July!
I hope everyone’s weekend has been insane so far (insanely good, duh) and I can’t wait to tell you guys all about the craziness going on down here at the Jersey shore! I have created most of the madness because I’ve been walking around the beach showin’ all the babes the 4th of July Smiley Pack on my iPhone! The ladies are lovin’ ‘em.
Gotta run and get back out there before my boys steal them all! Happy Independence Day, kiddos!
Road Trip!
Jul 1st
The holiday weekend is so close! I’m counting down the hours until I can hop in the car with my bros and road trip down to the Jersey shore.
We decided to hit up Jersey this year for a change…can you say ‘fist pump’?! But don’t worry New York, you still have a special place in my heart and I know what you’re all thinking: ‘You are driving to the shore today?’ You probably think I’m crazy for dealing with stand-still traffic and wacky drivers, but don’t worry- the time will pass by quickly ’cause I’m going to check out the 4th of July Smiley Pack for my iPhone…at stoplights, of course.
Maybe if I run into Snooki and J-Woww I’ll show them my 20 new patriotic Smileys. Chicks really dig that stuff, you know?! Then, with their approval, I’m on my way to babe-ville. I’ll keep you guys posted on what happens!