Posts tagged Facebook
Bring on the Smooches
Dec 29th
Howdy, friends!
Now that Christmas is over and we’re all fading from our eggnog coma, it’s time to gear up for the next big holiday: New Year’s Eve! I don’t know about all of you, but I plan on going big this December 31. I’m inviting all of my peeps over for a fancy par-tay, complete with cheap champagne, mini-weenies and annoying noisemakers…after all, what’s a good New Year’s party without noisemakers?
Before the big day, I’m making sure to send some celebrating New Year’s smileys to all of my friends and family who can’t make it to my shindig…or who I didn’t invite, but that’s besides the point. At least they’ll get some New Year cheer when they sign on to Facebook and are greeted by a partying smiley! We’ve got tons of new 2012 Smileys on Webfetti, so be sure to check out our selection of bottle-poppin’ favorites! Get to work, people! These smileys aren’t going to send themselves! Besides, I need to go print out a slammin’ pigs-in-a-blanket recipe to prepare for my New Year’s fiesta. I’ll check in with you all next year! Have a fun, safe and happy New Year’s Eve!

Yo, I GTL’ed!
Jul 11th
How was everyone’s weekend? I must say, mine was pretty stellar because I basically GTL’ed (For those of you who aren’t familiar with the term, GTL stands for Gym, Tan, Laundry.) Oh yeahhhhh, I totally did my weekend Jersey- style.
As much as I love New York, I have to give credit to where credit is due, and the Jersey boys get cudos from me for their ‘GTL’ acronym. My weekend was pretty productive- I worked out, sat out in the sun and did laundry. My apartment now smells better because there are no more dirty clothes lying around! Winning!



All in all, it was an incredibly relaxing weekend and you’re probably thinking that I just didn’t have plans this weekend, BUT you are all wrong! I did have plans and I just chose to do nothing instead! (A guy can relax, can’t he?) I’m in a better mood today because of my weekend’s productivity. What did you do? Anything out of the ordinary or did ya chill out like me?
If you didn’t have the opportunity to take time for yourself this weekend, unlike me (tisk tisk), you best take some time out of your busy schedule for you today! If you don’t know what to do, I have a suggestion for ya!
Check out Daily Bible Quotes, a cool, new App. on Facebook! Each day, a new inspirational quote is available for ya. You can have the Quote of the Day posted to your wall or you can just check in as you please! If you’re able to take 30 seconds out of each day to read the quote and reflect on it, you’ll feel better about yourself AND it will also make the day go by faster.
Let me know what you think of today’s quote! Does it inspire you?
Roses Don’t Have to be Expensive!
Jun 27th
June is National Rose Month. I feel like the ladies invented the holiday so they can get more presents from us guys. Yeahhhh, way to go girls… it’s like they want me to be broke… Just kidding. Any money that I spend on showering women with roses is worth it and I did spend a lot of money on some sexy ladies this weekend. I mean it was the last weekend in June and all. True life: the month is almost over!

Bros, if you don’t have time to go to the flower store every day to spoil your girl, then I have a easy solution for ya. On Facebook, there’s an app called The Flower Shop, where you can not only send individual roses, but you can make rose bouquets and send a dozen roses (amongst many other kinds of flowers)! The chicks dig it. Trust me on this and let me know how many fall in love with you after receiving roses every day.
Happy June, Mah Peeps!
Jun 2nd
Not only is June a time of warmer weather and annoying ice cream truck instrumentals, but it’s also the beginning of Summer! YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWW! It’s about stinkin’ time if you ask me!
This morning I was reading my friend Jenni’s blog post about the Summer Smiley Pack, and it seems she totally jacked my blog topic for today. Because she was essentially “promoting” Smiley, which we all know is MY baby, I felt inspired to write about something near and dear to Jenni to say thank you. I would take her on a romantic date to Bubba’s Pizza to thank her, but she keeps claiming she’s allergic to dates. Whatever…
I’ve earned some may-jah bonus points sending custom-created bouquets to my lady friends using the Facebook App, The Flower Shop. It’s one of Jenni’s favorites, so I tested it out… talk about a CHICK MAGNET! You can design and arrange bouquets or send single flowers or pre-made bouquets. Check out this bad boy that I made this morning:

That bouquet is more beautiful than my Grandma Edith when she gets dolled up for church.
Enough about my professional flower arranging skillz… go MAKE YOUR OWN! And then bring me a half-caff vanilla latte…
What’s a Gefilte Fish?
Apr 19th
Happy Passover to all of our Jewish Smiley fans!
I’d like to take this moment to reach out to all people who are currently celebrating this holiday to explain to me just what exactly is going on. I’m very often confused in life, and this instance is no exception! I know that these adorable jumping Smileys have something to do with Passover, but I haven’t the slightest idea what ‘Dayenu!’ means…all helpful hints are appreciated. I’ll even do a scavenger hunt, road rally or other form of game to determine the meaning of this occasion.
I know this holiday has SOMETHING to do with a festival, Exodus and Gefilte fish, but I need help connecting those pieces. It’s kind of like when I was 13 and I was trying to put together my Baywatch jigsaw puzzle, but after assembling Pam Anderson’s left arm, I realized I wasn’t quite sure what I was working with. Help me assemble the rest of this glorious puzzle!
Also, while you’re at it, you might as well head to Webfetti and send some Passover Smileys. (I’m a very visual learner.)
The Birds and the Bees
Mar 22nd
When my nephew Slim (Smiley, not Shady) asked me to talk to him about the birds and the bees, I felt so honored that he would look up to me for life lessons, that I jumped at the chance. I sat down with him and explained to him that this is NOT a matter to be taken lightly and that he must listen very carefully.
And then I began telling him about how SmileyCentral NEVER neglects the birds and the bees and that there are plenty of Smileys to send…even in the springtime! He can even send actual bird and bee Smileys to all of his lady friends at school.
I went on to tell him how not only is SmileyCentral prepared for the spring, but so is Webfetti! In my humble opinion, it’s important that every growing child should know about this. I mean, come on…Webfetti AND SmileyCentral being prepared for Spring- AMAZING! 
I urge you all to have this important life-lessons chat with your youngest to let them know that preparedness is the key! Just ask SmileyCentral and Webfetti…
What’s Good in the Hood, My Smiley Lovers?!
Dec 1st
Allow me to introduce myself! I’m Skip “The Skipster” Smiley, Head News Anchor for SmileyCentral, bringing you breaking Smiley reports straight from the source. I know it may be hard to pay attention to what I have to say, as you’re probably distracted by my burly physique and faint-inducing smile, but I can assure you I am as informative as I am handsome. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore, kids.
Aside from providing you with a regular and therapeutic dose of moi, I’m really here to kick-off the new and improved Smiley Buzz, your hot spot for all things Smiley. If you’re looking for the latest news and 411, cool updates, contest deets and insider scoop, you’ve come to the right place. We’ve also given our blog quite the striking facelift to help emit my inherent sex appeal. It was a tough job, but it had to be done.
In order to commemorate the unveiling of this spiffy blog, which is quite possibly the best thing to happen since the Saved by the Bell reunion special, I will be giving away some splendid gifts in the very near future that all represent me in some way, shape or form. I can’t tell you what kind of swag I’ll be throwin’ your way, but don’t fret my pets…each and every item has been personally selected for you by Mr. Style a.k.a. THE Skip Smiley. Some consider me to be the Marky Mark of my generation. Style is in my genes. No, literally…it’s in my jeans… I wear some chic underpants, if I do say so myself.

Stay tuned for more giveaway updates and reports about my fashionable undergarments. I’ll be sipping eggnog and reading One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Also, don’t forget to follow us on Facebook! Let us know what you think of our new digs (especially if you read the old Smiley Buzz)! Check ya later, gators.
