Posts tagged Christmas
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!
Dec 25th
Skip Smiley here!
Just popping in to wish you all a very Merry Christmas! I’m going to be honest with you… I lost my laptop in a pile of wrapping paper this morning and I’m only just finding it now, BUT the good news is that Santa was good to me! I guess I was on his “nice” list after all…I mean, he wouldn’t get me silk boxers that said “Juicy” for nothin’, right? Even after that wedgie stunt I pulled on the grocery store clerk last week, I still made out pretty well from the big guy.
Anyway, consider this your friendly reminder to head over to SmileyCentral for iPhone and start sending some holiday cheer to your loved ones! The Christmas pack is full of mistletoe, eggnog and presents, so it’s basically a big pack of Christmas goodness. Get on that…your relatives will thank you when they receive special texts with Santa Smileys and you’ll avoid the awkwardness of not having bought presents! It’s really a win-win.
Merry Chrismas to you all!
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!
Dec 23rd
Smileys are takin’ over this Christmas! I’ve been blowin’ up my boys’ Facebook pages with this season’s must-have smileys from Webfetti and they are LOVING IT. I’m telling you…forget about gifts. Real Christmas presents are a thing of the past when you can send these babies to all of your loved ones (and those who you don’t really care for, but you want them to THINK you care.) Mwahahaha…
Here are some of my favorites and the reasons why I love them:
This guy looks more like the real Santa than the imposter at my mall. This Santa has a list and a Santa hat, but the “Santa” at the mall only had onion breath and a creepy elf sidekick.
This one reminds me of one of my all-time favorite Christmas movies. Think you can guess my favorite festive flick? Have a crack at it!
Helloooooooo, ladies.
…and again. Helloooooooo, ladies.
Mmmmmmm. I like gingerbread cookies- they make me think of Grandma Smiley.
Well, that about sums it up! For more where this came from, head on over to Webfetti and start sending smileys! They’re free, fun and festive. Also, you’re being green by not having to purchase wrapping paper (bonus)!
Check ya later…let the Christmas countdown begin!
How’s Your Food Baby Doin’?
Nov 28th
Yeeeeellllooooooo!
I’m just dropping in to see how you’re all recovering from your Thanksgiving feast? I’ve already mistakenly congratulated two women on their pregnancies, only to find out that they are not expecting. Oh well…eating too much turkey and sweet potatoes will do that to you, I suppose. Besides, as my mom would say, “They look healthy.”
Anywho, I wanted to remind you all that since Thanksgiving is now over, you can start sending your Christmas and Hanukkah cards! I, for one, ususally send a dazzling photo of myself with my pet Chow-Chow, Inspectah Deck, but this year I’m heading over to MyFunCards.com to send my holiday greetings. With Inspectah in the doggie hospital (he swallowed a turkey bone on Thanksgiving), I’m opting to add just my own stunning face to my eCards.
There are tons of Christmas eCards, Hanukkah eCards and even Kwanzaa eCards, so what are you waiting for? Get snappin’ and head over to MyFunCards now!
Tell ‘em what they’ve won, Skip!
Dec 21st
To bring you this breaking news, I’ve decided to take a brief hiatus from roasting marshmallows while lying nude on my bearskin rug. That’s how you know this is important…
Now that ‘The 12 Days of Skipster’ Holiday Giveaway is complete, twelve lucky winners are taking home some Skip-tastic swag! What KINDS of Skip-tastic swag, you ask? Well, I’ll sing it for you (The 12 Days of Christmas-style) if you promise to use your imagination to hum the tune (which is really unfortunate because I’ve been called the songbird of my generation). Please bear with me, as my rhyming skillz need some brushing up.
On the first day of Skipster my Smiley gave to me: a key necklace from Tiffany’s.
On the second day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Boxers with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the third day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A set of glasses for Martinis.
On the fourth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Gift wrap with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the fifth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A 16GB iPod Nano (hold that o!) 
On the sixth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A mug with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the seventh day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A $100 gift card for some stuff from Macy’s.
On the eighth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A Christmas tie with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the ninth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Coasters with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the tenth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A bathrobe with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the eleventh day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: An awesome t-shirt with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the twelfth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A $100 gift card to Spafinder.com for a mani/pedi (or facial, or massage, or waxing or something, but none of that rhymed). 
There you have it, my love muffins. We’ve wrapped up the contest and we’ve put some more shiz under some Christmas trees this year. We want to know what you thought of the contest, so send me a response with some feedback or follow me on Facebook here!
And that‘s the quick and dirty. Skip Smiley, signing off.