Hot Blondes and a Bento Box, Please!
Jul 5th
Oh, hey there! How was everyone’s 4th of July weekend? Mine was super… the beach was filled with babes! While I had a blast partying it up with my buds, I wish I hadn’t stayed up so late these past few nights because I haven’t had to wake up this early in 3 whole days! Oh well…we all have to go to work at some point I guess. I am not opposed to a lunchtime nap, though. Anyone want to join?
I promise I only snore on Mondays and Wednesdays…
I already know that today is going to be unbearably long and I’m pretty sure there’s not enough caffeine in the world to help me last ’til 6pm. I’m hoping that if I fall asleep at my desk I’ll wake up to either a hot blonde or a chinese food buffet. Ohhh, wishful thinking…
Anyway, in reality I’ll probably be dreaming of the Summer Smiley Pack on my iPhone since I’ve been sending those little guys ALL DAY. (Co-workers love being reminded that we’re all stuck indoors together, bahaha.) Have you sent any to your co-workers or friends? I’d love your feedback
…and feel free to also send me limericks and/or heavy beats. I’m working on a rap album.
Ciao!
Happy 4th of July!
Jul 4th
I just popped back into the hotel room to refill the cooler ’cause it was my turn to help us refuel. I wanted to pop in and wish you all a Happy 4th of July!
I hope everyone’s weekend has been insane so far (insanely good, duh) and I can’t wait to tell you guys all about the craziness going on down here at the Jersey shore! I have created most of the madness because I’ve been walking around the beach showin’ all the babes the 4th of July Smiley Pack on my iPhone! The ladies are lovin’ ‘em.
Gotta run and get back out there before my boys steal them all! Happy Independence Day, kiddos!
Road Trip!
Jul 1st
The holiday weekend is so close! I’m counting down the hours until I can hop in the car with my bros and road trip down to the Jersey shore.
We decided to hit up Jersey this year for a change…can you say ‘fist pump’?! But don’t worry New York, you still have a special place in my heart and I know what you’re all thinking: ‘You are driving to the shore today?’ You probably think I’m crazy for dealing with stand-still traffic and wacky drivers, but don’t worry- the time will pass by quickly ’cause I’m going to check out the 4th of July Smiley Pack for my iPhone…at stoplights, of course.
Maybe if I run into Snooki and J-Woww I’ll show them my 20 new patriotic Smileys. Chicks really dig that stuff, you know?! Then, with their approval, I’m on my way to babe-ville. I’ll keep you guys posted on what happens!
Smile for the Camera!
Jun 30th
Yesterday was a huge day in bro land. I was so busy yesterday I didn’t even have a chance to get on the computer! Why, you might inquire? Because it was Camera Day! So, I went sightseeing around the city and if I stumbled upon some ladies, I snapped some quick pics. I also went out and bought a new camera because I didn’t want to rely solely on the camera on my iPhone. My new camera was also on sale! And no, I didn’t just buy a camera for yesterday… I needed it for this weekend anyway…
This weekend is the 4th of July! I’m really excited for the 3-day weekend but I’m more excited for all of the ladies that are going to be at the beach! Chicks all wear their hottest bikinis this weekend, so I’m completely stoked! But, I’m going to have to do something to stand out from the crowd. What should I do? Hmmmmmmm maybe I’ll just give the ladies the special 4th of July Pick of the Day from The Flower Shop….. Oh the possibilities….
Roses Don’t Have to be Expensive!
Jun 27th
June is National Rose Month. I feel like the ladies invented the holiday so they can get more presents from us guys. Yeahhhh, way to go girls… it’s like they want me to be broke… Just kidding. Any money that I spend on showering women with roses is worth it and I did spend a lot of money on some sexy ladies this weekend. I mean it was the last weekend in June and all. True life: the month is almost over!
Bros, if you don’t have time to go to the flower store every day to spoil your girl, then I have a easy solution for ya. On Facebook, there’s an app called The Flower Shop, where you can not only send individual roses, but you can make rose bouquets and send a dozen roses (amongst many other kinds of flowers)! The chicks dig it. Trust me on this and let me know how many fall in love with you after receiving roses every day.
Who Needs Pants?
Jun 21st
It’s officially summer! The day I look forward to all year! AHHHHHH! From this point on- except for going to the office or out to a nice restaurant- I am refusing to wear pants. It’s shorts-only season, people! Oh, and bathing suits are also acceptable (duh). Who’s with me? I just hope the weather decides to cooperate with my plan. I do NOT need to ruin my Mighty Mouse boxers…
The first day of summer here in New York wasn’t the sunniest, to say the least, but I know there will be plenty of sun-shiney days (Brady Bunch, anyone?) to come. In the meantime, I’m daydreaming of beaches, babes and bikinis by sending summer Smileys (from the Summer Smiley Pack for my iPhone) to my broskis. I have to admit, they’re really doing a peachy job cheering me up. Are they making you smile more?
If they’re not, surely my Mighty Mouse boxers will…
Doin’ Just Beachy!
Jun 20th
SUMMER IS SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT! It’s pretty yummy… To me, the most satisifying thing about the summer is hanging out on the beach with my bros, throwing the ball around and checkin’ out the ladies.
Summer = The Beach = Bathing Suits = Happy Skip
See kids, math comes in handy all the time! Stay in school! On that note, school is winding down because it’s summer, so congrats to all of you who are finishing up the semester! All these signs of summer really make me smile, just like our summer Smileys. We have summer Smileys available on Webfetti and (bonus!) a special Summer Pack for your iPhone. Check ‘em out kids and let me know what ya think of them!
I hear the ice cream truck coming. Gotta run! Check ya later, kids…
Happy Father’s Day!
Jun 19th
Happy Father’s Day to all the poppas out there! I will hangin’ out with my my old man all day at the local park to participate in a father and son flag football competition. We will be competing against other father and son teams, but we’re not sure if all of the sons will be on one team and the dads will be on the other or if we’ll get paired up together. Send us good vibes from wherever you’ll be, because we need all the help we can get! (I was born with the looks, but not the athletic ability. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all!)
After the winners of the competition are annouced (and hopefully it will be our team!), we will be heading home to start up the BBQ, while watching the games on TV. While the burgers and dogs are on the grill, I’ll be browsing my iPhone for the perfect Father’s Day Smileys to send to my dad as a nice post-meal surprise. Haven’t gotten your Smiley Pack for Dad yet? Get them now here! There’s nothing like some male bonding on a Sunday afternoon to commemorate the holiday! The entire day we are planning on doing as many “man activities” as possible. What “man activities” are you doing with your dad?
Anywho, I need to go practice drills with my Dad for the big game! Happy Father’s Day!
Fight ‘Til The Finish
Jun 16th
The Boston Bruins won the Stanley Cup! They shut out the Vancouver Canucks 4-0 in Game 7! GOOOOOOOO BRUINS!
Now, I’m not necessarily a hockey fan per se, especially when New York teams are not playing, but my bros and I did enjoy watching all the fighting and competition. That is the best part of sports: the competition. I think I am the most competitive of all my male friends. Why? Because I fight to get what I want and I defend my opinions. This is why I always get the girl… Yeah, you should be taking notes from me.
Speaking of competition, I’m always the best gift-giver amongst all of my friends- especially for Father’s Day! I know my Dad like the back of my hand. Want to step up to my level? You only have a few more days to purchase the Father’s Day Pack of Smileys for your iPhone…get on it! If you buy the Smiley Pack for Dad (for a mere $.99), you are already on your way to Skip Smiley status, and really…what else more can you ask for?!
A Smile is Worth 1000 Words
Jun 13th
I hope everyone had a fantastic weekend and celebrated to the fullest. My bros and I had a pretty epic weekend trying to wrangle in some sexy ladiessss. It didn’t work, but still…practice makes perfect, right?
This upcoming weekend is Father’s Day, which means I’m heading home to see the ‘rents. Ask me if I’m excited…go ahead. I AM! The Smiley family can PAR-TAYYYY like it’s 1999.
What are you all getting your dads aside from cards- the usual? I’m not 100% sure what I’ll get Pops Smiley, but I already downloaded the Father’s Day Pack of Smileys for iPhone! It’s quite possibly the coolest iPhone pack yet- Pops will love it. I suggest you hurry up and get it, though…there are only a few days left before Sunday is here! And for all you slackers out there…this is the perfect gift! It requires NO crowded shopping malls, NO annoying cologne-spritzers and NO breaking the bank!
Let me know what your favorite Father’s Day Smiley is and how many you send! I’ll be sitting here waiting patiently for your response…