Take Down the Holly and See Your Way Ho Ho Home…
Dec 27th
Well, Christmas has come and gone, my friends, and I hope you were all pleased with what you found under your Christmas trees! I know, I know…you were hoping to find me wearing nothing but a Christmas tie and big, red bow, but I’m in high demand. Better luck next year.
The good news is that even though Christmas is now over, New Year’s Eve is right around the corner and SmileyCentral will have fun, sassy Smileys ready to go for ya! I don’t know about all of you, but 2011 was kind of the pits and I’m looking forward to some smiles in 2011. Here are a few that I’ll likely be sending to my lady friends when the ball drops this December 31st:
Arent they adorable?? The chicks will eat ‘em up! Now it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations and put up some streamers…New Year’s Eve is almost here and I’m gonna get buck wild, Mary J. Blige-style! I’m off to go play with the G.I. Joe’s that Santa left for me. I’ll talk to you all soon!
Merry Christmas from SmileyCentral!
Dec 25th
This Christmas, I wish you and yours a magical, special and disaster-free holiday. I only say that because last year Inspectah Deck’s ugly Christmas sweater went up in flames after he passed gas into my mother’s Gingerbread House bonfire. Ironically, the flame burnt a hole that looked like the face of baby Jesus in Inspectah’s sweater, but enough about us…
Myself and the entire SmileyCentral team wish you a wonderful and joyous Christmas, filled with family, love, friends and lots of eggnog. Cheers!
If Rudolph Gets Hurt, Who’s the Second-Stringer?
Dec 24th
The stockings are hung, the kiddies set out milk and cookies for Santa and I’m wearing my special snowman underwear…you know what that means… It’s Christmas Eve!
When I was on the pot earlier, I got to thinking… (I do some of my best thinking there)…what if Rudolph pulls a hamstring or something? The rest of the reindeer rely on Rudolph to guide the sleigh using his super-bright nose, so who gets sent in to save the day if Rudolph gets the flu or gets a case of the runs? I can’t imagine any other reindeer has as powerful a nose as Rudolph, or else we would have heard songs about ‘Brighty the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ or ‘Tipsy the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ and that’s just darned ridiculous.
Anywho, I just wanted to give you something to ponder on this wonderful Christmas Eve. I also have to tell you that I forgot to send Christmas cards this year because I was too busy making appointments with my manicurist and trying to remove candle wax from my Elf costume…don’t ask. The perfect solution to my forgetfulness is sending Smileys to the ones I love! I highly suggest it- they’re free AND cute. Such a win/win.
I sent this one to Mother 
…and this one to Father 
…and this one to Great Grandma Fanny 
…and this one to Pamela Anderson 
Head to SmileyCentral to send some festive little guys to your fam and friends this Christmas…and don’t forget to get back to me about that Rudolph dilemma… A Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!
Tell ‘em what they’ve won, Skip!
Dec 21st
To bring you this breaking news, I’ve decided to take a brief hiatus from roasting marshmallows while lying nude on my bearskin rug. That’s how you know this is important…
Now that ‘The 12 Days of Skipster’ Holiday Giveaway is complete, twelve lucky winners are taking home some Skip-tastic swag! What KINDS of Skip-tastic swag, you ask? Well, I’ll sing it for you (The 12 Days of Christmas-style) if you promise to use your imagination to hum the tune (which is really unfortunate because I’ve been called the songbird of my generation). Please bear with me, as my rhyming skillz need some brushing up.
On the first day of Skipster my Smiley gave to me: a key necklace from Tiffany’s.
On the second day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Boxers with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the third day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A set of glasses for Martinis.
On the fourth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Gift wrap with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the fifth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A 16GB iPod Nano (hold that o!) 
On the sixth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A mug with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the seventh day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A $100 gift card for some stuff from Macy’s.
On the eighth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A Christmas tie with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the ninth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: Coasters with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the tenth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A bathrobe with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the eleventh day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: An awesome t-shirt with the face of Skip Smiley.
On the twelfth day of Skipster, my Smiley gave to me: A $100 gift card to Spafinder.com for a mani/pedi (or facial, or massage, or waxing or something, but none of that rhymed). 
There you have it, my love muffins. We’ve wrapped up the contest and we’ve put some more shiz under some Christmas trees this year. We want to know what you thought of the contest, so send me a response with some feedback or follow me on Facebook here!
And that‘s the quick and dirty. Skip Smiley, signing off.
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 12
Dec 18th
WHOOHOO! Skip, here. We’ve made it to the final day of ‘The 12 Days of Skipster’ Giveaway! I can’t believe almost 2 weeks have flown by so quickly…Christmas is right around the corner! Now that so many of you get to keep a little piece o’ Skippy for the holidays, let’s award one last winner with something sweet! Let’s get to the LAST TRIVIA QUESTION…dun dun dunnnn.
Okay…get ready. Today’s prize is pretty freakin’ fantastic, if I do say so myself. On your marks, get set, go!
In what American city was the movie “A Christmas Story” filmed?
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 11
Dec 17th
Whoa! I JUST realized that today is probably the coolest day of ‘The 12 Days of Skipster’ contest. It’s day 11… and 11 is my lucky number, obvi! I have 11 DVD’s of The Real World, 11 pairs of silk boxers, 11 “borrowed” traffic cones in my garage and my pet Chow-chow, Inspectah Deck, celebrates his birthday on 11/11. This is glorious news!
To pay tribute to this fine double digit, I feel it’s only appropriate keep you guessing about today’s prize. No hints from this handsome man! I WILL tell you that our Day 10 winner took home a plush bath robe with a Skip Smiley emblem right there on the front. Let’s be real…who wouldn’t want to be greeted by this angelic face after hopping out of the shower?!
Anywho, it’s time to put on your thinking caps! Here’s your Day 11 trivia question:
In the movie ‘Elf,’ what song do Buddy and Jovie sing together in the locker room at Gimbel’s Department Store?
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 10
Dec 16th
Attention SmileyCentral fans: I come to you with a breaking report from the newsroom.
It is officially the tenth day of our ’12 Days of Skipster’ Giveaway, which means time is precious, people. You only have a few more days to win some authentic Skip Smiley-approved merchandise, and trust me when I tell you that the competition is fierce with a capital F (Tyra Banks-style). There are a lot of holiday Einstein’s out there, so you must have cat-like reflexes with your responses! Good luck and Godspeed.
Day 10 Trivia Question:
In the popular “12 Days of Christmas” song, what did your “true love” give on the tenth day?
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 9
Dec 15th
We’re coming down the home stretch, ladies and gents! With only four days left in ‘The 12 Days of Skipster’ contest, the pressure is on and the stakes are high…and so are my boxers…I really have a wedgie.
Anywho, I hope you’ve all been catching up on your favorite Christmas movies because today’s puzzler deals with a 1994 Disney hit starring the one-and-only Tim Allen. When Santa finds himself in the slammer, he has some help from a very special tactical team… here’s your day 9 trivia question:
In the movie ‘The Santa Clause,’ what did the elves use to cut the prison bars?
Good luck and don’t forget to use a valid email address. Nothing’s worse than winning some free shiz and not being able to claim it because you responded from MadeYouLook@I’mAFaker.com.
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 8
Dec 14th
Ho! Ho! Ho! Is that Santa’s sleigh I hear? Nope…it’s me, Skip Smiley, and I am way sexier than the Claus man. I’m back to give you another trivia question and a shot at some Skip-approved merchandise.
Yesterday’s winner snagged $100 bucks to Macy’s for some stylish threads inspired by yours truly. Not everyone can look this good without a little help…
I hope you’ve been catching up on your festive flicks, though, because today’s giveaway is tied to a holiday classic:
What is the name of the Grinch’s dog in the story “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”?
Ready, Set, Go!
The 12 Days of Skipster: Day 7
Dec 13th
It’s most definitely a Monday! I need a barrel of Colombian Roast up in this joint, AND it just so happens that yesterday’s trivia champ can also enjoy a cup of fresh java after winning a one-of-a-kind Skip Smiley coffee mug! I DID tell you that one guy or gal would get to “stare at my handsome mug all day.” Mwahahaha! 
Now before we get into today’s question, I must remind you that if you receive an email from us saying that you’ve won, you gotta get back to us quickly or else we move on to the next person. Some of you haven’t claimed your prizes yet – and you know what that means…if you don’t respond, we gotta move on. (Bet you didn’t know I was so poetic, eh?) So keep on the lookout for that email from us if you’ve won. You never know…you could be the third, fourth or even fifth person to answer, but you still might win!
Alright, enough of that mumbo jumbo. Today’s gift will get to experience a bit of Skip’s star power. Think about it all you want…you ain’t gonna get it!
What American state was the first to make Christmas an official holiday?