I, for one, have downloaded the Mother’s Day Smiley Pack, on my iPhone, and have already begun sending sweet lovin’ to all of the mother figures in my life. To give the gift of a smile, make sure you grab this special collection of smileys…AND be glad that you won’t break the bank doin’ it!

There was that one time I attempted to drink a margarita out of a straw sombrero…classic. Another time, I went to taco bell and ordered all of the tacos and burritos that they could make in 20 minutes…another classic. And my personal favorite, the time I entered the Cinco de Mayo air guitar competition in the Caribbean, where I came in second place and lost to a professional air guitarist. Who DOES that? In my opinion, that should be considered cheating, but whatever…I’m not bitter.  

This week, I want you to fondly remember YOUR favorite Cinco memory and share it with me. Also, be sure to send Cinco Smileys on your iPhone and from your computer to all of your amigos.

While you’re preparing for the festivities this weekend by sending those, I’ll be drafting my appeal letter to the Association of Professional Air Guitarists. Catch you on the flip side.

Tomorrow is the first day of the NFL draft and I am SO ready. It’s like Hunger Games, except getting picked is WAY less horrific. I bought munchies, a new Giants Snuggie and I have my football smileys ready to go on my iPhone so I can taunt my friends from my recliner.

If you haven’t yet done so, I suggest your get your (quarter)back-side over to iTunes to get the Football Pack so you’re not the only fan without some pigskin smileys for tomorrow’s draft picks.

Anddddddd break!

I just wanted to stop by to ask you all to please put away your moody boots and get you OM on. You know…like in Yoga. OMMMMM. Say it with me… “OMMM”.

It’s almost Tuesday and you can all go back to being your normal fine-lookin’ selves. In the meantime, don’t forget to smile. It cheers you up. It also sometimes makes people think you just farted, which is awesome. Hasta la vista, grumpypants.

I just want you all to know that I am in love. Like…shout-it-from-the-rooftops and twirl-around-like-a-giddy-schoolgirl L-O-V-E! The object of my affection is none other than the brand new Potty Pack on Smiley Mobile. Let’s face it, we’ve all indulged in browsing our iPhones and sending texts while we’re doing our business on the throne, but now we’ve got an entirely new source of entertainment!

Not only does the Potty Pack contain hilarious smileys who are doin’ their thang on the pot (if you know what I mean), but it also has some very convenient communicative smileys for bathroom-related messages. Farted in an elevator? We’ve got a Smiley for that. Sittin’ on the toilet enjoying some Sudoku? We’ve got a smiley for that, too. Stuck in the stall without a shred of toilet paper? No problem, we’ve got you covered. We’ve even got an awkard urinal smiley for all of my bros out there who are all too familiar with the “look straight” method.

How amazingly fantastic is this? I hope you all join the potty party and get this new iPhone pack o’ smileys before you’re stuck in Bathroomville without any means of silent, yet informative communication. Get it here!

Not only can I feast on a giant ham dinner with the rest of the Smiley family, but we’ve also got egg hunts, heaps of chocolate and family photos with the bunny at the mall. In fact, last year, the bunny looked a LOT like this girl I used to date back in college who insisted I call her FuFu.

But that’s enough about me…let’s talk about you!

With the festivities just around the corner, it’s time to get a head-start on sending your Easter greetings (in the form of Smileys, of course)! The Easter Smiley Pack is ready and waiting for you at the mobile store so you can send cute bunnies, chicks and egg-cited smileys to your loved ones just in time for them to think you haven’t forgotten about them. I’m always a fan of sending them during church, but that’s just me. Note: I do not condone this behavior, kids…I simply practice it.

Go grab the Easter Pack and give your Grammy a smile this Easter. Also, if you’re Grammy is cool enough to have an iPhone, give me her number and I’ll hook her up with my G-ma, who is in need of some technology lessons. Later, folks.

I’m writing to you from my lawn chair as I sit poolside in Beverly Hills, California! My Spring Break plans got switched last minute when my grandma slipped and fell on a puddle of sunscreen after her aquatic aerobics class last weekend, so I decided to come visit my Uncle Merv here in Cali instead.

Since I’ve arrived, I’ve been doing nothing but relaxing at the beach, getting my tan on at the pool and eyeing up the stylish ladies on Rodeo Drive. None of them have been too friendly, but I’ve determined that they must just be intimidated by my ravishing good looks and sweater of manly chest hair. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all.

As I lay here with my shirley temple and copy of He’s Just Not That Into You, I’ve been sending all of my friends smileys from the Spring Break Smiley Pack. Like I planned last week, my ploy to make all of my homies ridiculously jealous is working. I’m telling you, these smileys work like a charm. Maybe if they’re lucky I’ll bring them home some shells or something…

For now, prepare to make YOUR friends jealous with smileys from the Spring Break Pack. But first, put down your cocktail…this is gonna be good.

To prepare for my trip, I have been sending scandalous, thirsty, beach-goin’ smileys from the Spring Break Smiley Pack to almost all of my friends. Why? It’s not every day one of us gets to venture out into the party scene and show off our mad dancin’ skillz. Not to mention, I’ll be taking a MAJOR pit stop at Disney.

Jealy? I know. Why don’t you make yourself feel better by sending fun, Spring Break Smileys of your own? Get to it, folks!

It’s time to get your party on.

Happy St. Patty’s Day!

In case the rest of you aren’t toned enough to become a mean, green, St. Pat’s machine like I am, I’ve got another option for you: St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys. Not only can you get away with not having to slather your entire frame in paint, but you can actually send these from wherever you may be (cough, cough your local pub). They still say “festive and fun” but without the extensive clean-up or fear of perspiration.

WARNING: These smileys may make people swoon, anyway…they’re no competition for me, but they’re pretty dag-nab awesome.

March 17th is around the corner, so get your St. Patrick’s Day iPhone Smileys while you’re still…er…coherent. They’re jigging, they’re drinking, they’re celebrating and they’re awesome. The best thing about them? You can still easily send them to your friends and family in the middle of an Irish stepdance. True Story.