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I Hope the Superbowl They Speak of Is One Full of Chips…
Feb 5th
Just kiddin’!
Don’t forget to download our Football Pack for your iPhone! Send tons of mobile touchdowns and aggrevate the heck out of your friends for a mere $.99!
Get ‘em now or I’ll have to throw a flag…
Happy MLK, JR. Day!
Jan 16th
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
MLK Jr. once said, “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
Today and every day, we shall honor this man, his bravery and determination to bring back justice and equality in America, for it is SURELY something to smile about.
Celebrate the victories of this legendary man by sending some Smileys to the people in YOUR life who make you smile.
Have a hoppin MLK Day and I’ll talk to you all soon!
It’s Friday the 13th…
Jan 13th
So, I’m just here to warn you all before you go making weekend plans at old cabins in the woods.
If you have already made your arrangements for this very special, very creepy trip, I leave you with these tidbits of advice:
1) Do not go anywhere alone. There is sure to be a booby trap or murderer lurking around waiting for you. Yes, even while you’re on the potty.
2) Do not engage in any scandalous activities. I will not expand on this, but if you’ve seen scary movies you know what I’m talkin’ about. DON’T DO IT.
3) I suggest you wear running shoes and fitted workout gear all weekend. When you have to run away at a very quick speed, you’ll need a durable athletic shoe and clothes that will not get caught on nearby branches. Ya heard?
4) Bring a bag of extra survival essentials: batteries for your flashlight, several feet of rope, toilet paper, snacks and dark clothing. If your friends bite the dust, you’ll be on your own. Refer back to point #1.
5) Do not go anywhere without carrying around a boombox, fully equipt with a Marvin Gaye CD playing “Sexual Healing.” This has nothing to do with Friday the 13th, but that song is a classic and you really shouldn’t go on a trip without it.
Anywho, I have to go tape up my doors and windows and prepare the living room couch for my scary movie fest. I’ll talk to you all on Monday. I hope there are minimal casualties tonight and I’ll see you all on the other side.
Godspeed.
Oh and P.S. If you find yourself in one of the above situations, feel free to send scary smileys to someone safe from the Halloween Smiley Pack on your iPhone. This will give them some sort of indication that you’re in danger.
Then again… you probably won’t have cell service.
Doughnut Be Fooled By My Muscles…
Jul 26th
Hi there, my precious little nuggets!
How’s everyone’s week going so far? I’ve been busy trying to get back my beach bod and I’ve come to the conclusion that I just really enjoy doughnuts too much to ever look like I did when I pasted my fase on David Hasselhoff’s body.
On my way home from a sick workout yesterday, I passed a Krispy Kreme and I kid you not, the place stared me down until I found myself driving into one of their too-small parking spots. Let me ask you something…why would one of the most fattening places make normal-sized parking spaces? They need to make them a wee bit bigger for those of us who have some junk in our trunks.
Anywho, I just wanted to pop in and say hello. Stay cool in this heat, peeps…and maybe go get a doughnut so I don’t feel like such a Fatty McButterPants. K thanks!
More Than Just a Sexy Uniform…
Jun 10th
Today is the first day of National Nurses Assistants Day! Does that include those candy stripers? Maybe I’ll pay a little visit to the hospital this weekend if I feel up to it. I’m always willing to lend a helping hand…especially if my helping hand involves assisting a smokin’ nurse!
This is one holiday I will definitely be celebrating with my man posse. We make every holiday a party. Let me know how YOU plan on celebrating the holiday! Stay classy, kids…and don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Happy Birthday to…everyone?
Jun 9th
There are so many birthdays today I can hardly contain my excitement! Today is Donald Duck, Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman, and Michael J. Fox’s birthdays (just to name a few). If you know anyone with a birthday today- because today seems to be a very baby-bearing day- send them a Birthday Smiley from Smiley Central!
I’m off to go buy a bunch of birthday cakes at the store before enjoying a nice carpet picnic in the air conditioning with all of my sweets! Go shorty, it’s yo’ birthday…
It’s Memorial Day!
May 30th
Wishing you all a very Happy Memorial Day!
Thank you to those who’ve served our wonderful country…your contributions do not go unnoticed.
Now go eat some hot dogs and enjoy your day off!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend!
May 27th
Hey all!
I hope you’re amped up for this weekend’s festivities! I’m gonna do some grillin’ and chillin’ up in hurr. I invited over some foxy ladies and my best broskis and we’re going to get down and dirty…or we’ll just have burgers. Whatev.
Anywho, this weekend marks the beginning of summer (or at least when we can start wearing white!), so it’s only appropriate to head over to Smiley Mobile to download the latest pack of summer Smileys for iPhone! They’re available now, so don’t wait! The longer you have them, the more times you can rub in your friends’ faces the fact that you have a backyard pool and they don’t! Bahahaha! Go get ‘em!
I’ll let you all get back to your Friiiiiiiday, Friiiiiiiiday…’cause I know you’re “gonna get down on Friiiiiiiday”! Happy Memorial Day weekend to you all and God Bless the U.S.A!
P.S. I hope your 3-day weekend is full of bikinis, martinis and weenies!
I’m a Mother-Lover
May 8th
It’s true. I LOVE MY MOM- today and every day!
Happy Mother’s Day to all of you hot momma’s out there! If you haven’t gotten Mom a present yet, you should probably get movin’…we’ve got a Mother’s Day Pack of iPhone Smileys for only $.99! Get ‘em now!
This is Skip Smiley dropping in. Over and out.
Happy Mother’s Day Weekend!
May 6th
You know what they say…all that nonsense about ‘Mother knows best’ is actually true. I found this out first-hand when I told my mom that I wanted to twirl a baton with fire on the end at our eigth grade talent show. She told me that I’d be a ‘foolish Smiley’ to think that any part of a flaming baton was fun or safe. I decided not to listen, and now my friend Roofus has no eyebrows. It was a terrible incident, but luckily Roofus has recovered and I’ve become close with my local fire company.
Anywho, Sunday is Mother’s Day- a momentous occasion that is celebrated far and wide. Aside from helping Mom plant her Gardenias in the garden, I plan on sending her the BEST Mother’s Day gift a lass could ask for… Smileys for iPhone! I’ve downloaded the Mother’s Day Smiley pack and I’m LOVING it- your Mom will, too! Get on it already, people. Mother’s Day Smileys are waiting…and you should never keep mom waiting.