Holidays
Happy Schmalentimes Day!
Feb 14th
For some, it’s the most romantic day of the year…for others, it’s just Tuesday.
Regardless of which bracket you happen to fall into, it’s VALENTINE’S DAY, whether you like it or not! I just wanted to drop in and tell you all a few things:
1) I’m wearing a red, silk robe that makes my skin feel as smooth as a baby’s bottom.
2) I’m boycotting chocolate this year, so I had my Nana send me 6-packs of yogurt instead. Strawberry…it’s healthy AND festively pink.
3) If you haven’t already, send some Valentine’s Day smileys on Facebook to remind your loved ones they’re not just a fart in the wind.
4) For those of you who are technologically advanced, send sweet V-Day smileys on iPhone to share your looooooove.
That is all. Enjoy your chocolates, you love muffins, you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Cupid, WTF?!
Feb 8th
Hello my precious honeybees,
With Valentine’s Day just around the bend, I would like to send a very sincere ‘WTF?!’ to Cupid, himself. This year was full of breakups (Seal and Heidi), faulty marriages (cough, cough, Kim Kardashian) and sexy people being taken off the market by other sexy people (Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel). The question is, why am I not one of those sexy people?
Why is there no love for your man, Skip? I’m a fine specimin of a man- just ask my upstairs neighbor Edith Timmerman. She may be 84, but good looks are timeless, my friends. So, on behalf of…well… me, I would like to invite all of the single ladies out there to call me sometime before February 14th.
Until the phone calls start flooding in and I start being treated like Mick Jagger, I will be sending Valentines Day Smileys to every woman in my cell phone address book to see who might be interested in some Skip lovin’. And yes, this DOES include Edith Timmerman.
Hurry and get the Valentine’s Day Pack for iPhone now, though! For a LIMITED TIME only, upgrade to our latest version and get Valentine’s smileys for FREE!
Ain’t No Thing, Chicken Wing
Feb 3rd
It’s officially Superbowl weekend and I’ve had the Rocky theme song stuck in my head for the last 48 hours.
Nope…I lied. For the last 49 hours.
Regardless, I’m even more excited for this Sunday’s game than I was after I found a whole cheese sandwich in my couch cushion last week. I’m THAT excited. I’ve already begun sending my Nana some football smileys to prepare her for total domination over her beloved Patriots, and I have to say I’ve been less than thrilled with her smart remarks.
I sent her this: 
”You’re going down, Nana.”
She responded with this: 
”I’ll believe you when you hand over your pom-poms.”
Join in on the heckling with smileys of your own from the Football Pack on iPhone.
Bring on the Smooches
Dec 29th
Howdy, friends!
Now that Christmas is over and we’re all fading from our eggnog coma, it’s time to gear up for the next big holiday: New Year’s Eve! I don’t know about all of you, but I plan on going big this December 31. I’m inviting all of my peeps over for a fancy par-tay, complete with cheap champagne, mini-weenies and annoying noisemakers…after all, what’s a good New Year’s party without noisemakers?
Before the big day, I’m making sure to send some celebrating New Year’s smileys to all of my friends and family who can’t make it to my shindig…or who I didn’t invite, but that’s besides the point. At least they’ll get some New Year cheer when they sign on to Facebook and are greeted by a partying smiley! We’ve got tons of new 2012 Smileys on Webfetti, so be sure to check out our selection of bottle-poppin’ favorites! Get to work, people! These smileys aren’t going to send themselves! Besides, I need to go print out a slammin’ pigs-in-a-blanket recipe to prepare for my New Year’s fiesta. I’ll check in with you all next year! Have a fun, safe and happy New Year’s Eve!
Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!
Dec 25th
Skip Smiley here!
Just popping in to wish you all a very Merry Christmas! I’m going to be honest with you… I lost my laptop in a pile of wrapping paper this morning and I’m only just finding it now, BUT the good news is that Santa was good to me! I guess I was on his “nice” list after all…I mean, he wouldn’t get me silk boxers that said “Juicy” for nothin’, right? Even after that wedgie stunt I pulled on the grocery store clerk last week, I still made out pretty well from the big guy.
Anyway, consider this your friendly reminder to head over to SmileyCentral for iPhone and start sending some holiday cheer to your loved ones! The Christmas pack is full of mistletoe, eggnog and presents, so it’s basically a big pack of Christmas goodness. Get on that…your relatives will thank you when they receive special texts with Santa Smileys and you’ll avoid the awkwardness of not having bought presents! It’s really a win-win.
Merry Chrismas to you all!
It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas!
Dec 23rd
Smileys are takin’ over this Christmas! I’ve been blowin’ up my boys’ Facebook pages with this season’s must-have smileys from Webfetti and they are LOVING IT. I’m telling you…forget about gifts. Real Christmas presents are a thing of the past when you can send these babies to all of your loved ones (and those who you don’t really care for, but you want them to THINK you care.) Mwahahaha…
Here are some of my favorites and the reasons why I love them:
This guy looks more like the real Santa than the imposter at my mall. This Santa has a list and a Santa hat, but the “Santa” at the mall only had onion breath and a creepy elf sidekick.
This one reminds me of one of my all-time favorite Christmas movies. Think you can guess my favorite festive flick? Have a crack at it!
Helloooooooo, ladies.
…and again. Helloooooooo, ladies.
Mmmmmmm. I like gingerbread cookies- they make me think of Grandma Smiley.
Well, that about sums it up! For more where this came from, head on over to Webfetti and start sending smileys! They’re free, fun and festive. Also, you’re being green by not having to purchase wrapping paper (bonus)!
Check ya later…let the Christmas countdown begin!
Ho, Ho, Hope You’re on the “Nice List”!
Dec 14th
Whasssssssssssup, my peeps? It’s almost Christmas time (I know because everyone is being WAY nicer to me than usual) and that means it’s time to head over to Webfetti to start sending holiday smileys…at least before Santa comes and steals everyone’s attention for a few days!
They’ve got TONS of Christmas Smileys, so don’t even think about sending the same smiley twice. There’s plenty of smiley spirit to go around, so choose your picks wisely. I’ve already selected seven different smileys that I want to send to all of my cousins. It’s really a win-win because I don’t have to buy them presents and yet they KNOW I still thought of them despite my fondness for eggnog.
Head over to Webfetti to get your Christmas smileys now. Don’t forget to let me know which one is your favorite! I’m out like a cocoa cup on Christmas, folks!
Here Comes Hanukkah Harry!
Dec 7th
I think I speak on behalf of all of my Jewish friends when I say “Oy Vey”! The holidays are already here and Hanukkah is sneaking up on us like a bad wedgie after a long car ride. As most of you know, I’m half-Jewish and proud of it! Not only do I get to celebrate Christmas, but I also can enjoy eight crazy nights of family, dreidel and PRESENTS! Of course there is much more to the holiday than gifts and games, but this blog post is a special shoutout to all of my Jewish homies. Now listen up…it’s time to represent! 
I’m half-Jewish, which means I’m half-AWESOME!
Sick of cheerful carolers singing “Silent Night”, tree stands lining the streets and Christmas cards covering every inch of your fridge that you can no longer see that snapshot of you riding the mechanical bull from your company’s western party? FEAR NO MORE…I have a solution that will put you in the Hanukkah mood…SMILEYS! The Hanukkah Smiley Pack for iPhone is jam-packed with jolly, Jewish smileys! Light the menorah and bring me a latke, because it’s time for a celebration! Even if your friends aren’t Jewish, send them a smiley with some Adam Sandler “Hanukkah Song” lyrics and they’ll be as happy as pigs in mud. Trust me, it works.
Get this iPhone app for FREE and get your Hanukkah on, kiddos! Let me know how you like it!