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Go G-Men! Blue is SO My Color.
Feb 1st
As many of you wing-chompers know, Superbowl is just around the bend. The final showdown is this Sunday, and I, for one, will be rocking a Giants jersey. Not just any Giant’s jersey, though…a CRUZ JERSEY!
Why? Because 1) I look damn good in blue, and 2) I like to salsa dance.
Don’t be jealy.
Anyway, I wanted to remind you all that there is still plenty of time to heckle your friends and family with football smileys from iPhone if you get the Football Smiley Pack! Don’t fool yourself…you’re not above a little bit of banter and teasing. Besides, smileys are a kind, thoughtful way to rub in the fact that your team is going to kick the bejesus out of the other team AND remind your friends that you’re thinking of them. It’s really a win-win.
Instead of reaching for more guacamole dip, pick up your iPhone and send some of these sportin’ smileys to your friends (and frenemies) to spark up some playful competition for game day.
Besides, guacamole will go RIGHT to your hips.
Smiles All Around
Jan 11th
…and no, it’s not because I farted in the crowded elevator just now.
I’m talking about our SmileyCentral report card! It’s my pleasure to give you all smiles every day by providing you with funny, sweet, outrageous and naughty smileys- now it’s your turn to give us some awesome reviews! A smile for a smile, essentially.
We want to know why you absolutely LOVE Smiley, whether it be iPhone Smileys or our collection of little yellow guys right here online. To give us a fan-freakin’-tastic review- just click HERE and write us a sweet little comment. 
If you do this, I’ll limit my elevator flatulence. I promise. I’ll steer clear of bean tacos from now on! I’m looking forward to reading all of your comments about how handsome I am and how baller you think we are (tehehe).
Adios, muchachos!
Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!
Jan 9th
Aside from the fact that I look dashing in deep blue, the New York Giants have forever been my favorite football team for their drive, talent and determination. (Not to mention, they have quite muscular physiques.)
This weekend, the Giants were victorious over the Atlanta Falcons in the playoffs, bringing them one step closer to the Superbowl! Go ahead and ask me how I prepared for yesterday’s big game. Go ahead…
I’m glad you asked. Well, aside from sporting my Cruz jersey and a killer set of #1 Foam fingers (yes, I don them on both hands), I was fortunate enough to have the Football Smiley Pack on my iPhone. I had to remove my foam fingers to send them, but that’s okay because my hands got sweaty in there anyway. I was able to send 20 AWESOME football smileys to my friends and family who were watching the game, and now I can continue to send them for the rest of the season.
If you haven’t gotten this pack yet, you’re missing a field goal on this one, folks. It’s less than one dollar to rub your team’s triumph in the faces of your enemies. In retrospect, it’s priceless.
Don’t wait ’til Superbowl for these bad boys. Get ‘em now!
How’s Your Food Baby Doin’?
Nov 28th
Yeeeeellllooooooo!
I’m just dropping in to see how you’re all recovering from your Thanksgiving feast? I’ve already mistakenly congratulated two women on their pregnancies, only to find out that they are not expecting. Oh well…eating too much turkey and sweet potatoes will do that to you, I suppose. Besides, as my mom would say, “They look healthy.”
Anywho, I wanted to remind you all that since Thanksgiving is now over, you can start sending your Christmas and Hanukkah cards! I, for one, ususally send a dazzling photo of myself with my pet Chow-Chow, Inspectah Deck, but this year I’m heading over to MyFunCards.com to send my holiday greetings. With Inspectah in the doggie hospital (he swallowed a turkey bone on Thanksgiving), I’m opting to add just my own stunning face to my eCards.
There are tons of Christmas eCards, Hanukkah eCards and even Kwanzaa eCards, so what are you waiting for? Get snappin’ and head over to MyFunCards now!
Happy Gobble Gobble Day!
Nov 24th
Holy Canoli, I can’t even believe it’s Thanksgiving already! This day could not come soon enough! All year, I sit around waiting for the afternoon where I can lounge around in my stretchy pants, chomp on a drumstick and let the gravy drip down my man bib without a care in the world. Ahhh, this is the life.
Well, I just wanted to pop in an tell you all two VERY important things:
1) If you haven’t yet gotten the Thanksgiving Smiley Pack for your iPhone, you are missing out, my friend. These little guys are “adorbs” (as my celebrity crush, Kim Kardashian
, would say). Not to mention, they’re perfect to send to family members who aren’t sitting around your dining room table with you. Give ‘em a nod with a Thanksgiving Smiley so they know you’re thankful to have them…even your creepy uncle and grandpa who smells like moth balls. Need someone to bring you seconds, but you’re too stuffed to get off the couch? Send a feasting smiley to someone in the kitchen who has an iPhone. See how nicely that works?
2) HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
I hope you all have a wonderful day filled with parade mishaps, football fun, piles and piles of endless food and wonderful friends and family. I, for one, am thankful to have all of you!
This is Skip signing off. Godspeed and good gravy.
Holy Moly, It’s November
Nov 4th
I’m baaaaaaaack! I know you’ve all missed me with a passion, but don’t fret my little muffins. I’ve returned, Batman-style, and I’m ready to rock!
You see… I had some minor issues removing my Halloween costume this year and I JUST made it out. After much deliberation, I decided that this year I would dress up like King Kong. It was EPIC. The only problem with this idea was that I couldn’t get OUT of my gorilla suit after a long night of trick-or-treating and it took me 4 days to find someone willing to unzip me. Anywho, I’m here and now it’s almost time for Thanksgiving.
The best part about Turkey Day is that you can prepare yourself for the massive feast by eating unheard of amounts of yams throughout the month of November. The other awesome thing about Thanksgiving (even though the yams are clearly the best part) is that we offer a Thanksgiving Smiley Pack for your iPhone. Cha-ching!
Now you can remind your friends and family that you’ll be there to steal all the stuffing at the Thanksgiving table this year…but you can do it with SMILEYS. It’s really a win-win. They cook more food and you get to send fun text and Facebook messages.
Well, what are you waiting for? Go get our Thanksgiving Pack and stock up on your yams…it’s gonna be a GREAT month!
Chillin’, Maxin’, Relaxin’ All Cool
Aug 8th
Eyyyy, I can’t believe it’s Monday already and I have to go back to work… There are so many things that I’d rather be doing…
Anyway, how did you like the ‘Name that Heart: Cute Monster Edition’ Contest from HeartYou? Do you think you’re gonna win? Jenni says the winners will be announced on August 10th, so I know what I’ll be doing this Wednesday. Will you tune in to see who won?
Slow and Steady Can Win
Aug 7th
Whatup, Smiley-goons?
That HeartYou contest was a blast right? I realize now that I probably should have waited and thought a little bit more about the name I submitted, but now I know for next time. Wait, will there be a next time? What do you guys think? Should we tell Jenni to have another contest? Check her out at Webfetti Hotsheet. While you’re at it, why not send her some hearts from HeartYou, like I do?
Time’s Running Out….
Aug 6th
Heads up! Today is your last chance to win big in the HeartYou ‘Name That Heart: Cute Monster Edition’ Contest! How big, you ask? How does a $200 value sound? How about a grand prize from Tiffany? (bling bling, baby!)
Simply name one of the three cute monster hearts in the App., and you can enter to win! Remember, creativity is the key in this contest, so get your thinking caps on, and hurry over to the Webfetti Hotsheet for all the info you need.
Don’t wait! The clock is ticking and the contest ends TODAY!
H0Ly cR@p: $200!
Aug 5th
Hey, hey, hey, how is your Friday goin’? I’ve got some good news about the HeartYou ‘Name That Heart: Cute Monster Edition’ Contest. Word on the street is the prizes are collectively valued at over $200!
$200 worth of loot for being creative and having fun in HeartYou sounds like a sweet deal, right? If you’ve already entered, I bet you’re jumping for joy, but if you haven’t, you’d better get to it! The contest ends tomorrow! Check out the official info on the Webfetti Hotsheet.