As many of you wing-chompers know, Superbowl is just around the bend. The final showdown is this Sunday, and I, for one, will be rocking a Giants jersey. Not just any Giant’s jersey, though…a CRUZ JERSEY!

Why? Because 1) I look damn good in blue, and 2) I like to salsa dance.

Don’t be jealy.

Anyway, I wanted to remind you all that there is still plenty of time to heckle your friends and family with football smileys from iPhone if you get the Football Smiley Pack! Don’t fool yourself…you’re not above a little bit of banter and teasing. Besides, smileys are a kind, thoughtful way to rub in the fact that your team is going to kick the bejesus out of the other team AND remind your friends that you’re thinking of them. It’s really a win-win.

Instead of reaching for more guacamole dip, pick up your iPhone and send some of these sportin’ smileys to your friends (and frenemies) to spark up some playful competition for game day.

Besides, guacamole will go RIGHT to your hips.