Happy Schmalentimes Day!
Feb 14th
For some, it’s the most romantic day of the year…for others, it’s just Tuesday.
Regardless of which bracket you happen to fall into, it’s VALENTINE’S DAY, whether you like it or not! I just wanted to drop in and tell you all a few things:
1) I’m wearing a red, silk robe that makes my skin feel as smooth as a baby’s bottom.
2) I’m boycotting chocolate this year, so I had my Nana send me 6-packs of yogurt instead. Strawberry…it’s healthy AND festively pink.
3) If you haven’t already, send some Valentine’s Day smileys on Facebook to remind your loved ones they’re not just a fart in the wind.
4) For those of you who are technologically advanced, send sweet V-Day smileys on iPhone to share your looooooove.
That is all. Enjoy your chocolates, you love muffins, you. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Dear Cupid, WTF?!
Feb 8th
Hello my precious honeybees,
With Valentine’s Day just around the bend, I would like to send a very sincere ‘WTF?!’ to Cupid, himself. This year was full of breakups (Seal and Heidi), faulty marriages (cough, cough, Kim Kardashian) and sexy people being taken off the market by other sexy people (Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel). The question is, why am I not one of those sexy people?
Why is there no love for your man, Skip? I’m a fine specimin of a man- just ask my upstairs neighbor Edith Timmerman. She may be 84, but good looks are timeless, my friends. So, on behalf of…well… me, I would like to invite all of the single ladies out there to call me sometime before February 14th.
Until the phone calls start flooding in and I start being treated like Mick Jagger, I will be sending Valentines Day Smileys to every woman in my cell phone address book to see who might be interested in some Skip lovin’. And yes, this DOES include Edith Timmerman.
Hurry and get the Valentine’s Day Pack for iPhone now, though! For a LIMITED TIME only, upgrade to our latest version and get Valentine’s smileys for FREE!
I Hope the Superbowl They Speak of Is One Full of Chips…
Feb 5th
Just kiddin’!
Don’t forget to download our Football Pack for your iPhone! Send tons of mobile touchdowns and aggrevate the heck out of your friends for a mere $.99!
Get ‘em now or I’ll have to throw a flag…
Ain’t No Thing, Chicken Wing
Feb 3rd
It’s officially Superbowl weekend and I’ve had the Rocky theme song stuck in my head for the last 48 hours.
Nope…I lied. For the last 49 hours.
Regardless, I’m even more excited for this Sunday’s game than I was after I found a whole cheese sandwich in my couch cushion last week. I’m THAT excited. I’ve already begun sending my Nana some football smileys to prepare her for total domination over her beloved Patriots, and I have to say I’ve been less than thrilled with her smart remarks.
I sent her this: 
”You’re going down, Nana.”
She responded with this: 
”I’ll believe you when you hand over your pom-poms.”
Join in on the heckling with smileys of your own from the Football Pack on iPhone.
Go G-Men! Blue is SO My Color.
Feb 1st
As many of you wing-chompers know, Superbowl is just around the bend. The final showdown is this Sunday, and I, for one, will be rocking a Giants jersey. Not just any Giant’s jersey, though…a CRUZ JERSEY!
Why? Because 1) I look damn good in blue, and 2) I like to salsa dance.
Don’t be jealy.
Anyway, I wanted to remind you all that there is still plenty of time to heckle your friends and family with football smileys from iPhone if you get the Football Smiley Pack! Don’t fool yourself…you’re not above a little bit of banter and teasing. Besides, smileys are a kind, thoughtful way to rub in the fact that your team is going to kick the bejesus out of the other team AND remind your friends that you’re thinking of them. It’s really a win-win.
Instead of reaching for more guacamole dip, pick up your iPhone and send some of these sportin’ smileys to your friends (and frenemies) to spark up some playful competition for game day.
Besides, guacamole will go RIGHT to your hips.
Happy MLK, JR. Day!
Jan 16th
Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day!
MLK Jr. once said, “I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.”
Today and every day, we shall honor this man, his bravery and determination to bring back justice and equality in America, for it is SURELY something to smile about.
Celebrate the victories of this legendary man by sending some Smileys to the people in YOUR life who make you smile.
Have a hoppin MLK Day and I’ll talk to you all soon!
It’s Friday the 13th…
Jan 13th
So, I’m just here to warn you all before you go making weekend plans at old cabins in the woods.
If you have already made your arrangements for this very special, very creepy trip, I leave you with these tidbits of advice:
1) Do not go anywhere alone. There is sure to be a booby trap or murderer lurking around waiting for you. Yes, even while you’re on the potty.
2) Do not engage in any scandalous activities. I will not expand on this, but if you’ve seen scary movies you know what I’m talkin’ about. DON’T DO IT.
3) I suggest you wear running shoes and fitted workout gear all weekend. When you have to run away at a very quick speed, you’ll need a durable athletic shoe and clothes that will not get caught on nearby branches. Ya heard?
4) Bring a bag of extra survival essentials: batteries for your flashlight, several feet of rope, toilet paper, snacks and dark clothing. If your friends bite the dust, you’ll be on your own. Refer back to point #1.
5) Do not go anywhere without carrying around a boombox, fully equipt with a Marvin Gaye CD playing “Sexual Healing.” This has nothing to do with Friday the 13th, but that song is a classic and you really shouldn’t go on a trip without it.
Anywho, I have to go tape up my doors and windows and prepare the living room couch for my scary movie fest. I’ll talk to you all on Monday. I hope there are minimal casualties tonight and I’ll see you all on the other side.
Godspeed.
Oh and P.S. If you find yourself in one of the above situations, feel free to send scary smileys to someone safe from the Halloween Smiley Pack on your iPhone. This will give them some sort of indication that you’re in danger.
Then again… you probably won’t have cell service.
Smiles All Around
Jan 11th
…and no, it’s not because I farted in the crowded elevator just now.
I’m talking about our SmileyCentral report card! It’s my pleasure to give you all smiles every day by providing you with funny, sweet, outrageous and naughty smileys- now it’s your turn to give us some awesome reviews! A smile for a smile, essentially.
We want to know why you absolutely LOVE Smiley, whether it be iPhone Smileys or our collection of little yellow guys right here online. To give us a fan-freakin’-tastic review- just click HERE and write us a sweet little comment. 
If you do this, I’ll limit my elevator flatulence. I promise. I’ll steer clear of bean tacos from now on! I’m looking forward to reading all of your comments about how handsome I am and how baller you think we are (tehehe).
Adios, muchachos!
Let’s Get Ready to Rumble!
Jan 9th
Aside from the fact that I look dashing in deep blue, the New York Giants have forever been my favorite football team for their drive, talent and determination. (Not to mention, they have quite muscular physiques.)
This weekend, the Giants were victorious over the Atlanta Falcons in the playoffs, bringing them one step closer to the Superbowl! Go ahead and ask me how I prepared for yesterday’s big game. Go ahead…
I’m glad you asked. Well, aside from sporting my Cruz jersey and a killer set of #1 Foam fingers (yes, I don them on both hands), I was fortunate enough to have the Football Smiley Pack on my iPhone. I had to remove my foam fingers to send them, but that’s okay because my hands got sweaty in there anyway. I was able to send 20 AWESOME football smileys to my friends and family who were watching the game, and now I can continue to send them for the rest of the season.
If you haven’t gotten this pack yet, you’re missing a field goal on this one, folks. It’s less than one dollar to rub your team’s triumph in the faces of your enemies. In retrospect, it’s priceless.
Don’t wait ’til Superbowl for these bad boys. Get ‘em now!
Bring on the Smooches
Dec 29th
Howdy, friends!
Now that Christmas is over and we’re all fading from our eggnog coma, it’s time to gear up for the next big holiday: New Year’s Eve! I don’t know about all of you, but I plan on going big this December 31. I’m inviting all of my peeps over for a fancy par-tay, complete with cheap champagne, mini-weenies and annoying noisemakers…after all, what’s a good New Year’s party without noisemakers?
Before the big day, I’m making sure to send some celebrating New Year’s smileys to all of my friends and family who can’t make it to my shindig…or who I didn’t invite, but that’s besides the point. At least they’ll get some New Year cheer when they sign on to Facebook and are greeted by a partying smiley! We’ve got tons of new 2012 Smileys on Webfetti, so be sure to check out our selection of bottle-poppin’ favorites! Get to work, people! These smileys aren’t going to send themselves! Besides, I need to go print out a slammin’ pigs-in-a-blanket recipe to prepare for my New Year’s fiesta. I’ll check in with you all next year! Have a fun, safe and happy New Year’s Eve!
